{"id":4081,"date":"2013-04-24T13:31:47","date_gmt":"2013-04-24T12:31:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/myglasseye.net\/news\/?p=4081"},"modified":"2013-05-11T13:35:33","modified_gmt":"2013-05-11T12:35:33","slug":"juliette-garside-clickbait-apple-guardian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/myglasseye.net\/news\/juliette-garside-clickbait-apple-guardian\/","title":{"rendered":"Juliette Garside&#8217;s  clickbait Apple articles in The Guardian"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the last couple of days, the Guardian newspaper published two brilliant pieces by Juliette Garside about Apple, and why they&#8217;re going down the pan one way or another.<\/p>\n<p>I say brilliant, I mean brilliantly trashy. Pure and utter click bait. And it worked, hundreds upon hundreds of comments piled in below the speculative, lazy bullshit and bollocks she spewed out onto the page. Brilliant for page hits, brilliant for advertising revenue for the Guardian.<\/p>\n<p>This week I took Guardian Tech out of my bookmarks, they don&#8217;t need my eyeballs when they&#8217;re publishing that sort of crap. I prefer to read well-reasoned insight, not have my time wasted by clickbait. It&#8217;s why I avoid anything by Daniel Eran Dilger these days &#8211; life&#8217;s too short. <\/p>\n<p>To be honest, after the Guardian&#8217;s resident Apple cheerleader published of Apple Maps &quot;don&#8217;t worry &#8211; its very good&quot;, a pronouncement he based on having given it a bit of a go between his house and the Guardian offices <em>and that&#8217;s all<\/em>, I should have stopped reading their nonsense then.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Juliette Garside&#8217;s pair of amateurish clickbait articles in The Guardian recently really got on my tits so I had a little rant about it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4115,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v19.8 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Juliette Garside&#039;s classy clickbait for The Guardian \u2022 myglasseye.net<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Juliette Garside&#039;s pair of amateurish clickbait articles in The Guardian recently really got on my tits so I had a little rant about it.\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"http:\/\/myglasseye.net\/news\/juliette-garside-clickbait-apple-guardian\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Juliette Garside&#039;s classy clickbait for The Guardian \u2022 myglasseye.net\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Juliette Garside&#039;s pair of amateurish clickbait articles in The Guardian recently really got on my tits so I had a little rant about it.\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"http:\/\/myglasseye.net\/news\/juliette-garside-clickbait-apple-guardian\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"my glass eye \u2022 words\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2013-04-24T12:31:47+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2013-05-11T12:35:33+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"http:\/\/myglasseye.net\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/1368182698.jpg\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:width\" content=\"800\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:height\" content=\"533\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:type\" content=\"image\/jpeg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"myglasseye\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:creator\" content=\"@myglasseye\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:site\" content=\"@myglasseye\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"myglasseye\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"http:\/\/myglasseye.net\/news\/juliette-garside-clickbait-apple-guardian\/\",\"url\":\"http:\/\/myglasseye.net\/news\/juliette-garside-clickbait-apple-guardian\/\",\"name\":\"Juliette Garside's classy clickbait for The Guardian \u2022 myglasseye.net\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/myglasseye.net\/news\/#website\"},\"datePublished\":\"2013-04-24T12:31:47+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2013-05-11T12:35:33+00:00\",\"author\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/myglasseye.net\/news\/#\/schema\/person\/7fc676e054834593be1cff687035fd3b\"},\"description\":\"Juliette Garside's pair of amateurish clickbait articles in The Guardian recently really got on my tits so I had a little rant about it.\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"http:\/\/myglasseye.net\/news\/juliette-garside-clickbait-apple-guardian\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/myglasseye.net\/news\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/myglasseye.net\/news\/\",\"name\":\"my glass eye \u2022 words\",\"description\":\"a tech &amp; 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